All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Who died my cat blue again?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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