What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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