you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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