Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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