You surviving the open bar?
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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