you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
this beer tastes like vomit already
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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