when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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