But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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