I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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