um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
my liver is dry heaving
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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