Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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