Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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