remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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