We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team