Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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