Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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