perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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