The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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