I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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