how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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