Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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