Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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