My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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