oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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