how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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