I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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