i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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