i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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