I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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