i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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