But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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