They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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