So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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