My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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