I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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