Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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