yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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