Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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