Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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