Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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