butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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