In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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