What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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