two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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