if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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