Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sext me about skeletons
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills