Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.