i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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