i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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