I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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