Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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