he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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