Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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