oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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