Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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