have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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